Figure 1 – Animal faces #9, “Alpaca.” Lincoln, MA. (c) DE Wolf 2017.

I crossed eyes with this fine alpaca, a South American camelid, a few months ago. Clearly, for a few moments we mutually contemplated each other, which raises the question as to exactly how much thought is going on in this ungulate’s mind. Do we extend our view of cross species communication to the ruminants? There are I suspect two important points to be made here. First, that in the conventional view, there is the belief in the existence of a ladder of intelligence. culminating, you guessed it, in us! How convenient for our fragile egos. Second, however is the important point that in evolution all creatures are at the top of their niche, perfectly adapted. Or at least til the environment and competition changes.The alpaca is designed for living in the mountainous Andes of Peru. They are herd creatures. And, it may be pointed out, that in general, an alpaca herd seems better adapted for making mutual decisions than the American Congress.

Hmm. People, in general, confuse alpacas with the larger and closely related lama. As a result alpaca quotes are rare! But I must say that I would rather have an alpaca coat than an alpaca quote!